Boy: Give me a condom, please I’m going to have dinner at my girlfriend’s house today.
Pharmacist: ok
Boy: No,give me two, her mom is very attractive and I would like double action today, haha!
Pharmacist: emmmm, well…here you are
Boy: No,it’s better you give me three … her little sister has two nice tits and you know, we’re boys.
Pharmacist: Okay, three condoms.
Boy: Yes, thank you very much. Good evening.

          *** at home of the bride ***

Girlfriend: My love, I didn’t know you were so shy
Boy: And I didn’t know that your father was pharmacist…

(Source: weas-delafafi, via shururo)

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